Plan For The Prophets

According to our team of highly trained, expert prophets, the key to a successful apocalypse is preparation. That's why we've put together this comprehensive guide to help you plan for the impending doom.

Step 1: Stock up on Canned Goods

• Canned Tuna
• Beans & Bullets

Step 2: Fortify Your Shelter

• Concrete Castles
• Rebar Ramps

Step 3: Develop a Plan B

• Parachutes & Ponies
• Disguises & Duct Tape

Remember: the key to survival is not just about being prepared, but also about being fashionable. Wear your best "I'm with stupid" t-shirt and your most comfortable pair of ripped jeans for maximum effect.